It does now. They're sneaky here that way.

Hey, he watched seven whole movies. Seven. His website reflects his approximately 15 hours worth of passion for this project.

Great Job Internet needs to link to the damn websites it references: http://time.to.stathampun.ch/

This looks like a job for *dons sunglasses* the always hilarious Chris Pratt who will be rolling in his billions after starring in another shitty sequel that should be hilarious to watch while drunk since it's got CGI dinos eating dumb tourists.

Magic Ticket my ass, McBain!

My dad and I used to recreate scenes from Godzilla. It mainly involved him stabbing his foot onto some lego buildings I didn't put away, followed by him incinerating me with his radioactive breath.

Fine, it was 1982. Cut me some slack, my CPU is very old.

Pretty much any category "…starring a strong female lead" is the boobs category.

Helen Hunt tried that in an anti-drug PSA from the '70s and it went badly for her.

They seem to move around quite a bit. I think they even dance.

I don't think Cryer does expect compassion for Sheen. He wrote that people were portraying Sheen as some great rebel, when really he was just being a petulant child in the middle of a meltdown who didn't want to hear he had a drug addiction. I don't think he was being sympathetic to Charlie so much as criticizing the…

If you had posted this comment an hour ago it would have had 100 likes by now.

That last excerpt posted in the article actually makes Cryer seem pretty level headed and insightful. Perhaps he's just one of those people who is so rich he no longer feels bound by normal social conventions such as not sharing his adventures with prostitutes.

What are the odds in a place like L.A. that Cryer started dating some girl that had also dated Sheen? They must be going to the same pick up bar.

The T is short for T-Bone.

Pretty hard to collect a debt when the person is dead. That's basically why banks are slow to put people into bankruptcy.

I thought it was clear in the book they all died.

Heeeeey, you didn't kill yourself!

Is this a gimmick account?

What is that guy up to these days? I still can't believe what an absurd lack of judgment that was.