Have sex with a gross piece of trash in the morning, you had sex with a gross piece of trash. Have sex with gross pieces of trash all day…

I'm reading Davies' Europe, and there's an interesting section on people in ancient Greece expressing concern about deforestation and the effect it has on erosion (it might be one of the earliest recorded instances of environmentalism). And I'm sure back then people thought it was no issue, and now Greece is…

Maybe they had giant turtles drag the rocks around the island.

lmao, now the troll who created an account just to troll people is calling me a bully! And using boring cliches like 'special snowflake' as part of his troll repertoire. I love this. You need to retire the troll act because you are hilariously horrible at it.

haha five hours! Holy shit! You created this account and then spent five straight hours trolling people! That is mind blowingly fucking amazing.

Holy fuck, if you're going to troll be good at it. There's nothing sadder than someone who can't even properly succeed in being an agitator.

You've been wandering around the boards being a prick all day. It's nice outside, go play in the yard.

Is that where Leonard is working these days?

I've only read her first book the Edible Women, which I thought was extremely dull and only interesting when read in the context of the year (it's about being a women in 1969 and having limited options available to you if you have bigger aspirations than being a mother). I've also read Oryx and Crake which was great,…

You must be mistaken. None of that makes any sense.

Wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys took your money right now and gave it to the poor?

I recently read Player Piano and found it a bit of an endurance test. What I found strange about it is that it completely lacks any sense of his individual writing style. It was published when he was 30, and it would be 7 years before he published his next book Sirens of Titan which is much more representative of his…

Cat's Cradle could be a great movie as long as a good writer boiled it down to a proper 3 act structure. It would need to also have a director with a distinct style, like Spike Jonze.

I think there are about three or four essential Vonnegut books (Slaughterhouse 5, Hocus Pocus, Cat's Cradle and perhaps the Sirens of Titan because it's so bonkers and unusual). Pretty much everything after that is really for the Vonnegut enthusiast. I certainly wouldn't recommend anyone start with Breakfast of…

You're not supposed to inhale, that was probably the problem.

Maybe not the best place for this comment, but why is Idris Elba automatically Denzel Washington's peer? Because they're both black men who star in action movies?

Llewyn is the droid (you're looking for.)

Luckily alcohol is so much marketing that crappy products can be high sellers. As a Canadian beer drinker I know what I'm talking about *cough* Molson *cough*

Hawkeye v. Green Arrow spin-off! Just two guys shooting arrows at each other. That's some good action.

What makes you so sure she wouldn't walk away from you first?