I quit drinking 3 or 4 times today alone.

You know, your wife had a 70% chance of also being a lesbian, so I bet you could wrangle a threesome if you put some work into it (I'm going off my scientific analysis that even if she falls in the 30% she's maybe a little gay).

I have laughed a lot at this season (definitely more than last season), but I didn't like the overly sincere approach this episode took. It wasn't funny and wasn't heartwarming.

Counter-point: Encino Man. Sure, it's not a 'good' movie per se, but it was enjoyable (at least, from what I remember of it).

And how do the aliens factor into the Bible basically being true? So many questions.

Good analysis, thanks for that.

Whoa, I just made a post about American Beauty, Fight Club and Office Space all having the same theme. It's a glitch in the Matrix for sure.

The novel for Forrest Gump is great as well. It's much less hokey despite being even more ridiculous.

I watched American Beauty right around the same time I watched Fight Club and Office Space. Those are three extremely dissimilar movies in totally different genres that somehow pulled together the same existential themes. I think for that reason I still remember AB fondly even though I don't recall it well

That was a sweet one.

Yes. The all-time greatest C64 game ever made is "Splat!" You are a racing car dodging obstacles and running over pedestrians (of which most are grandmas and kids). When you hit them there was a gross noise and a big red blotch appeared on the road. It was essentially a very early version of Carmageddon. I tried to…

I'm trying to work through that meme. If A, then B. Unless bears, then the opposite of A.

If you read the synopses for seasons 2 and 3 of house of cards you'll get an idea of how they may play it. I had initially thought Tusk represented the King (e.g. The politically powerless but extremely influential outsider) but by the end I wasn't so sure.

Although Celebrity Jeopardy guests do generally suck, I seem to recall George Thorogood being an unlikely champion whenever he was on.

I remember watching that with my parents when I was 7 - that was pre-Soviet breakup and I had somehow developed a too-youthful fear of nuclear war which that movie definitely did not help. I also found the comic (graphic-novel?) in my school library about a year later and the librarian almost didn't let me take it out…

I've never seen @TheMagicRat:disqus so happy…or ever before.

A fireball seems like a dangerous thing to keep around the house.

The comment so nice he made it twice.

Get a vasectomy and go have fun.

I like it when Dan smacks around some of these more clueless and jerkish people. The nothing below the belt gal just sounds insulted that her little power games aren't as effective as she would like. Also, 'don't have babies with crazy people', awesome.