What part of "this is the most MELODRAMA shit ever" do you not understand?

Good job, war on drugs.

Trump is a reality show star. His success is, in part due to the promotion of the reality show "culture" promoted by the entertainment world and a consumer base hungry to lap it up. It is not reality.
Maybe most people don't care or don't know.

See also: "fucking".

Destroying new planets would fall under the "Planetary Protection Act".

May as well bring 21 Jump Street back to TV, then. It had a contemporary movie series remake, now we could remake it to take place at the close of the 80's.
By chance I just watched the Mann movie last weekend on BD. I still enjoy that movie. It always makes me wonder - how much did it affect the movie that Farrell was…

We've been too busy escalating the pointless war on drugs along the southern border and producing provocative shows like Queen of the South.

I'm surprised Congress hasn't proposed this as a means of addressing budgetary shortfalls and the high cost of health care.

Schweddy Balls.

Please don't post the link to that picture again. I beseech thee.

The greatest source of my affection for Buckley was that he was an early, outspoken critic of the war on drugs. I wish there had been more opponents with as much cranial capacity.

I remember him from his debates with William F. Buckley…

I hate snakes.

I think anything associated with the TNC (Trump News Channel) is immune from prosecution.

As a Thetan. (uncredited)

It's comforting to know that when I end up in an insane asylum I'll still be able to post 10,000 entries to reasonable A.V. CLUB discussions.

Leakers are heroes. Right???

"I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the fucking door."
"Throw him out into the alley and just tell the cops he got hit by a car."

God takes the good ones.

My grandmother always told me that it's "because they can".