It's accused often enough that certain girls make it through on their looks—it shouldn't come as a surprise that sometimes the same thing happens to the boys. Kris is verrrrrry very cute. So cute, in fact, that the pros and cons of one of my roommates having children with him was discussed in my apartment for a good…

I broke up the tedium by switching to Survivor during commercial breaks! Which actually turned out to be a very strange viewing experience, as I am not a Survivor wathcer and only watched enough of it to determine that a) there is, indeed, a guy named Coach, and b) striped jersey minidresses are not very good…

Oh, easytoplease, you and I should form a pathetic support group for girls who are in love with Adam and are fully aware they should not be.

This weekend, my friend drew David Bowie's eyeballs on my shirt—you know, the eyeballs from "Life On Mars" with the mismatched pupils. She drew them sideways with two colors of permanent marker, black and bright David-Bowie-eyeshadow turquoise, and they look perfect, and it is the best shirt of my life. It's been…

He is adorable and I want to take him shopping.

I have to say, I semi-understood where they were coming from, though, because I introduced her to my roommates who hadn't been watching as "the crazy girl" and firmly expected to see her do something to validate that within the first minute or so. Then she came out acting all normal, and I was left explaining, "No,…

Well, we had this pillow fight the other day, and things really got out of hand…

*sigh*

I spent her whole performance consumed by the paranoid theory that maybe Tatiana had planned all this. Think about it. Wouldn't that be smart? She knows she can sing, but plenty of people who can sing get cut from this show. You have to have something else—and what if she figured out that being crazy was maybe the way…

I used to pretty much despise him until Idol Gives Back Last year. That was the first time I really paid attention to how much he has to DO—and how well he does it. He was zipping around that stage, herding people, dragging appropriate responses out of them, making sure he timed the transitions perfectly right, and…

I've had between fifteen and twenty people tell me in the last two weeks that I look like Isla Fisher. I'm not sure if I should gloat about this or suspect some sort of elaborate long-running joke, because we don't actually look all that similar.

That is brilliant. I am definitely going to try that this season—I've never actually cared enough to actually vote in the first place, but I think I could definitely be motivated to vote against someone. My bitterness and hate is almost certainly stronger than my apathy.

I, too, am fighting my alarming possible crush on that Adam person. It keeps trying to blossom up, and I keep stamping it into bits with hobnailed boots, and then it just grows up again. So here's the verdict: I don't like him. But possibly I might love him a little bit.

I fucking love "The Last Unicorn". It's still on my movie shelves to this day.

I read this story to my five and seven-year-old siblings last summer, and they loved it. It's always been my opinion, though, that kids can handle a lot more in their stories and movies than we think. That's the problem with most kids' movies these days, they're all too squeaky clean, they don't have that bit of…

Yeah, I'm struggling between my general hipster contempt for him/his stupid hair and having to admit that he actually can kind of…sing the hell out of everything they throw at him.

At least I already have a good idea of what his type is. Thanks, AI, for those creepy pictures of his dead wife. They have been very helpful to me.

Rose looks like Rachel McAdams. It finally hit me today after weeks of that chin shape bugging me.

Awkward….
I'm pretty sure that Danny Gokey is my official AI crush of this season, but I'm not sure how the whole dead wife thing should factor into that. What's the etiquette on lusting after a widower?

No silliness!!
I have an irrational fear of the how-the-hell-did-they-make-it-through-this-round contestants, mostly because of that person named Sanjaya a few seasons back. I'm unable to enjoy their ridiculousness or shrug them off, because I'm paralyzed by the fear that they'll make it through to the top 24 and then…