Denzel doesn't announce. He shouts.

Denzel doesn't announce. He shouts.

Rumor has it that she did a sex scene in Thank You For Smoking, but the producers were pressured to cut it at the request of 6-foot-5, 250 pound Tom Cruise.

Rumor has it that she did a sex scene in Thank You For Smoking, but the producers were pressured to cut it at the request of 6-foot-5, 250 pound Tom Cruise.

Letoll, you're glib.

Letoll, you're glib.

So you've never seen Wet Hot American Summer? Them's fightin' words!

So you've never seen Wet Hot American Summer? Them's fightin' words!

"From the same alphabet used to spell Steven Spielberg…"

"From the same alphabet used to spell Steven Spielberg…"

You could say he's been getting a lot of rolls.

You could say he's been getting a lot of rolls.

Jake E. Lee disagrees: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Jake E. Lee disagrees: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I did notice a lack of Agent Coulson in those credits.

I did notice a lack of Agent Coulson in those credits.

I'm like a workaholic, but for booze.

I'm like a workaholic, but for booze.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.