As a fellow Atlantan, I will break the bank for this as well and tell myself that it'll be worth it. I mean, he's ending the tour here! That has to account for some zaniness, right?

Correction
It's not a 3-D concert. It's a triple-D concert. Big difference.

Ginger Pooley is nowhere near as dumb as Pilot Inspektor Lee, Audio Science Clayton, or JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

Instructions, I Wrote
It has come to my attention that the key demographic for this game may be a bit technically-challenged, so allow me to offer my assistance.

Brian Cox as Commandant Lassard

Why remake Pet Sematary? Because the teens who will waste their money on the remake weren't alive to know that the original was shitty?

"I color in a coloring book."

Best line of the night goes to Randy during Mike's judgment: "I love your package."

Copy Cat
Semisonic's video for "Closing Time" is an uninspired rip off of Cibo Matto's video for "Sugar Water."

Fact: Vin Diesel is an anagram for I Send Evil.

Fact: Paul Walker is an anagram for All Puke Raw.

Counter Point
I am a fan of Sea Lion (Memphis Industries), but I found Fight Softly to be an electronic misdirection. The band stripped away the world music influences that made them interesting. What's left is wall-to-wall dance-music that sounds like a discotheque version of The Lion King soundtrack. I like that…

As amazing as Joey coming off the hit series, Friends.
And as amazing as The Michael Richards showing coming off the hit series, Seinfeld.

"Tired of Being Alone" by Al Green.

You know, Harry Anderson from Night Court. It's a pretty decent comparison, but I still contend that Ellen looks most like Ross Perot.

I may not know who George Blanda is, but I can tell from context clues that he's bland. Just like I can tell Dr. B'hole in Athens, GA is a butthole, and the real estate agents of Morris & Raper in Atlanta, GA will rape you.

"… makes about as much sense as the Yankees tapping C.C. Sabathia"
That sports analogy made about as much sense as Myron Mixon using a dry rub for his brisket. Know your audience, Tobias.

Why does Kara get hot and bothered by that dude? I'm not saying that Casey James is unattractive, but keep it together, Kara. She acts like a wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.

Can we talk about Tim Urban?
I don't put a lot of stock in AI, but how can the producers claim that Tim Urban is one of the 12 (really 13) best male singers that auditioned for the show? His voice and range are abysmal. I'll never purchase an album by an American Idol contestant, but shit, nobody is buying a Tim Urban…

Jorge, you shouldn't listen to crowds and you shouldn't listen to pans.