Hmm, I like this piece, Noel. I feel the same way about the shabby beauty of malls. You are much more eloquent than that, of course. It's interesting that they are being built at a much slower rate than outdoor shopping centers nowadays.

Hmm, I like this piece, Noel. I feel the same way about the shabby beauty of malls. You are much more eloquent than that, of course. It's interesting that they are being built at a much slower rate than outdoor shopping centers nowadays.

He may be a racist misogynist insane-o, but "Fuck you! Fuck you! I’m not gonna take it up the ass anymore and say, “Thank you, your honor.”" is a pretty bitchin' prayer.

Must be why my Schwimfan script never got anywhere.

Must be why my Schwimfan script never got anywhere.

@avclub-ba4edb9a21dff366f5ff3ef5edb25977:disqus Had a similar relationship with Top Gun myself— that and Back to the Future were some of the few movies we bothered to tape ourselves.

@avclub-ba4edb9a21dff366f5ff3ef5edb25977:disqus Had a similar relationship with Top Gun myself— that and Back to the Future were some of the few movies we bothered to tape ourselves.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus : "Jokes about Squirrel Rape are always funny." — Daniel Oak

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus : "Jokes about Squirrel Rape are always funny." — Daniel Oak

↑ Possible Squirrel Rapist (Acorn Alert)

↑ Possible Squirrel Rapist (Acorn Alert)

Oh @avclub-0304234e5dac07d007cf06c22b3f29c4:disqus, we are in agreement. I saw her on SNL, and turned off the atrocious sound to watch for a second. I always thought that the child stars that are foisted upon us by the dying music industry have to have something. They don't write songs or play music, but occasionally…

Oh @avclub-0304234e5dac07d007cf06c22b3f29c4:disqus, we are in agreement. I saw her on SNL, and turned off the atrocious sound to watch for a second. I always thought that the child stars that are foisted upon us by the dying music industry have to have something. They don't write songs or play music, but occasionally…

Kanye West may be an egomaniac, but that doesn't mean he wasn't right about Taylor Swift.

Kanye West may be an egomaniac, but that doesn't mean he wasn't right about Taylor Swift.

JuggaNO, My Ninja

JuggaNO, My Ninja

30 Odd Foot of Grunts, Indubitably.

30 Odd Foot of Grunts, Indubitably.

"Jokes about Daniel Tosh are always funny." — Rape