Ira Glass doesn't sleep, he waits. All night. For the perfect end button on the story of the Wall Street banks taking on assets that they knew were junk. He finds it, and turns it over to the show's engineer.

"Jack White could aspire to replace the W in DAWES. Someday."

Season Five Sketches - Chance Meeting
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♪♫ MacArthur Park leads to handjob in the dark♪♫

Please stop pleasuring yourself with the same hands that applauded Paul F. Tompkins. It's rude.

And don't get me started about Godfather I! She was supposed to be playing a male baby!

I feel like I said this in reply to one of VanDerWerff's pieces about old TV shows (and he disagreed), but anyway, I'll say it again: Comedy just has different references and timing depending on the time (really it's something that's mostly spontaneous and of the moment). Old Dramas still work because you know, War…

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"It’s a viral video, shot in glorious 35mm."

How can you dodge ovens if the Holocaust was made up?

Kind of think Von Trier's Dumb Joke is a bit different than Mel's pattern: According to Joe Eszterhas' letter to Gibson: "You continually called Jews 'Hebes' and 'oven-dodgers' and 'Jewboys.'
It seemed that most times when we discussed someone, you asked 'He’s a
Hebe, isn’t he?'

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And here I thought Rupert Murdoch would celebrate this like he does every birthday: hacking the phones of the families of terror victims.

Hey, Cheer Up Greendale! Have you seen Alison Brie sing?

All due Chevy Chase is-an-asshole aside, this doesn't sound like the worst series of criticisms. (Disclosure: I am a huge fan of Community).

Weelll, I think Jesus didn't want his followers to give all their stuff to Him.

Well there is the fact that not all "charity" organizations have the same worth, though I don't think it's really the job of the obit writer to research that.

Snoop Shopping At Hardware Stores vs. McNulty Drinking and Driving.

Ladies-clothes-wearing Gentlemen, We Have A Pope! 64 kg, remaining hair is white, believes AIDS is caused by condoms — a beauteous papem!

Anyone want to cry? Here's footage of the last Tasmanian Tiger, who died in a zoo.