On my way!

Where do you get those steel tables? One of those would look awesome in the kitchen.

Flight of the Navigator, yo

Yeah, scrawler, I just think that since his status as a Lebanese-American is actually carved on that memorial, it was relevant. (I used to live in DC, now I just commute there. Ugh, commuting)

Maybe because he was an American, though he was born in Lebanon.  wiki

Hey O'Neal, Gibran was an American! Sure he was born in Lebanon, but why
aren't you referring to him as a Lebanese American? Just wiki it:

Oh, those poor oppressed religious people! Such a tiny minority, with only the power of the CREATOR and MASTER of ALL THAT IS to back them up! Whatever shall they do when confronted with people who verbally disagree with them?!!

A fine addition to the TDTMMTTDT canon.

Ah, thanks for the refresh. That's just such a perfect sketch that they could've done it any time during the 35 years of the show; I wonder when they first got the idea. I seem to remember seeing an episode from 1985 on Comedy Central re-runs that had short-lived cast member Randy Quaid as Serling or a Serling-like…

Actually I think the joke goes further, in that all of the male doctor pig-faces (MacDonald and Kattan) think she's hot, while a female nurse pig-face (Molly Shannon) keeps trying to get them to acknowledge that beauty is in the eye of the be holder.

Yeah there is! Learn how to reed, dummi.

It's solemn, not funny.

Hey, you guys ever seen that short documentary about the Marines that they show during sports? You know, the one with the Marine fighting the Fire Dragon in the Canyon with a sword?

CHARLES GRODIN FOR THE MADREFARTING WIN, BEACHES.

#RuPaul2012

Puffy Grohl is good, but Wu-Tang is for the children.

Everyone will remember where they were on 2/21/12, when they heard that a TV show would be back on at 3/15/12. It's our generation's 8/3/06. (Day I first learned about KFC's Famous Bowl.)

Maybe you got him confused with DJ Jazzy Geoff?

Tom Scharpling did it first: https://twitter.com/#!/fuel…

Do you guys know that this "Jim Treacher" leaves nutball right wing comments on a whole bunch of sites, then boasts about it? What a weirdo.