Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo,
The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
With god-given ass.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar.

Ahh, the F.

OK, Clueless Neophyte, you got me. I think this guy has never been able to shoot action well — and it bothers me that anyone gives him credit for that.

Perfect phrasing of what's wrong with this dude. Can you imagine how happy he looked when he finished up this really "deep" screenplay? He probably rocked some horn-rimmed glasses and an elbow-patched jacket.

Hey, didn't Snyder out himself as a "nerd rager" by explaining himself on that pissy-sounding interview Nathan quoted?

This an indictment, or maybe a symbol, of the whole unfocused reboot strategy: When was this guy prominent enough in a way that excused his horrible art? 15 years ago at least.

Crass, yet accurate. Not unlike the band Crass. And Paul Krasner.

The ad looks like page 22 of Sassy, September 1999: What Will Your Man Think About Your New Little Black Dress?

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

And Whitney Cummings leans forward like nobody's business.

Oh, that's what those Affliction shirts refer to? I thought they were just worn by fans of that Nick Nolte movie.

Beeks, don't you read? My moniker refers to an obscure DC Character.

Debatable, but even if people agree that the ordeal of this show had nothing to do with him killing himself, that doesn't mean that they have to keep making this crap… Here's some reality for 'reality TV' to swallow: somebody dies, your shitty show should end.

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Here's one vote for the opposite.

"I'm seeing double! Thirty-six Gellars!"

That is some sad-ass nostalgia right there. I think if your own past was filled with crappy pop-culture, you should get a free pass to be nostalgic about something twenty or thirty years earlier — just claim that you listened to a oldies station that only played Hank Williams (l'originale).

To be fair, Mohd did say the same thing about Stephen Tobolowsky.