Those needs are being taken care of as we speak by their real families.

Those needs are being taken care of as we speak by their real families.

I feel like such an asshole for going on a shopping date at 12:00 tonight. I just like the night out.

I feel like such an asshole for going on a shopping date at 12:00 tonight. I just like the night out.

The blonde in the middle, Modell or Tobias?

The blonde in the middle, Modell or Tobias?

I don't know who this Hardy fella is (srsly) other than the pervy object of Scrawler's pervy desire, but this bread hate will not stand.

I don't know who this Hardy fella is (srsly) other than the pervy object of Scrawler's pervy desire, but this bread hate will not stand.

Throw in a coffe porter or four and it's a pretty sweet meal.

Throw in a coffe porter or four and it's a pretty sweet meal.

You and me sister. My exact feelings about turkey.

You and me sister. My exact feelings about turkey.

Fuck every one of you, ladies especially, with your ironic mustaches, which, the dedicated AV Clubbers know is the AV Club-speak for "You kittens are the best. Happy Tofurkey day."

Fuck every one of you, ladies especially, with your ironic mustaches, which, the dedicated AV Clubbers know is the AV Club-speak for "You kittens are the best. Happy Tofurkey day."

The Asian in me agrees.

The Asian in me agrees.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus that was uncalled for, true and painful. Nothing brightens your day as a lockerful of hairy wrinkled asses.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus that was uncalled for, true and painful. Nothing brightens your day as a lockerful of hairy wrinkled asses.

Imagine this is one of the O'Neal Noes™.

Imagine this is one of the O'Neal Noes™.