My wife cheerfully ignores my horror, metal silliness. I wouldn't have been half as kind if she were into reality shows.

Now I'm no big-city vampire connoisseur, but Stake Land and 30 Days of Night are more than alright.

Now I'm no big-city vampire connoisseur, but Stake Land and 30 Days of Night are more than alright.

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , the shroud of Kenneth Turan is serious business. Do not make fun of it.

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , the shroud of Kenneth Turan is serious business. Do not make fun of it.

"Oh so it's okay if they do it? The AV Club and by extension this country is going down the toilet."
Either the mods, like me, enjoy reading comments like this ^^ or do not want to alienate their 3.14159 female readers.

"Oh so it's okay if they do it? The AV Club and by extension this country is going down the toilet."
Either the mods, like me, enjoy reading comments like this ^^ or do not want to alienate their 3.14159 female readers.

You don't have the time to take offense from that homie. You've got much more pressing issues. If David Rudman turns out anything less than awesome, kiss my PBS pledge goodbye.

You don't have the time to take offense from that homie. You've got much more pressing issues. If David Rudman turns out anything less than awesome, kiss my PBS pledge goodbye.

The guidelines don't go far enough. They need to throw a bone at us (ok, we) trolls too. Every Simpson reference gets shamed, flagged and banned.

The guidelines don't go far enough. They need to throw a bone at us (ok, we) trolls too. Every Simpson reference gets shamed, flagged and banned.

My kid's favorite too. The world is a bleak place indeed.
EDIT: Just a few months ago we had a conversation with him about his hero Lance Armstrong.

My kid's favorite too. The world is a bleak place indeed.
EDIT: Just a few months ago we had a conversation with him about his hero Lance Armstrong.

I'm pro frontal nudity, male and female, for the enlightened reasons you list. But the troll in me wants to see the male actors put through the same level of scrutiny as women. Not to forget a few Nelson HAHAs and eating disorders.

I'm pro frontal nudity, male and female, for the enlightened reasons you list. But the troll in me wants to see the male actors put through the same level of scrutiny as women. Not to forget a few Nelson HAHAs and eating disorders.

There is no we in USA.

There is no we in USA.

Forget this. The CIA chief's resignation has zero connection with entertainment news, thus depriving us of some trademark O'neal science. That guy's poor wife and us readers are the only victims here.

Forget this. The CIA chief's resignation has zero connection with entertainment news, thus depriving us of some trademark O'neal science. That guy's poor wife and us readers are the only victims here.

Lars von Trier or GTFO