BIllion Dollar Beanie Baby could be about an eBay millionaire who gives back to society by teaching inner city kids about the power of boxing. And beatboxing.

They should make a magician movie with Edward Norton and Paul Giamatti. I'd watch that once back in 2007.

I was just watching him on Conan the other night and he seems like such a teddy bear nowadays. I just remember back in '94-ish when he looked pretty scary in the "Murder was the Case" video. Of course, Ice Cube is the same way.

Haha, fuck. Observation made twice already.

This sounds like the title of a Scrubs episode.

"Whoa, it's Joe Francis!"
*mom serves son orange juice and then takes her top off*

If you wanna watch a pair of asshole magicians, check out The Prestige.

They're taking over the March movie landscape!

He has to eat a bran muffin first.

Where Steve Carrell plays the Jim Carrey character, and John Goodman plays the Steve Carrell character?

"I've fallen…. and I can't get up!"
-Olympus

So, it's like Woodstock, from the perspective of Wavy Gravy.

When I saw the first couple of trailers months ago, I thought Buscemi was actually Tobey Maguire. Sorry, Tobey Maguire.

The Incredible Burnt Wonderstone

GET YOUR ASS TO VERONICA MARS

Sustaint!

Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Subtle.

It's no wonder that next weekend is Burning Man.

*is hungry for another slap an hour later*