One dangling thread that interested me on this show was how Merle would react when he saw Rick and/or T-Dogg again. Sadly, we never got to hear him say the n-word again, but Merle doesn't seem to be burying a grudge about Rick handcuffing him that one time, which led to his stump. I think they had an argument about…

Daryl will stick a menthol in his eye.

Yeah, these 2 groups would actually be mutually beneficial to each other if it wasn't for their stupid leaders. Woodbury is a pretty good fortress. It could probably use Rube "Morgan" Goldberg building some death traps near the entrances, but far less bleak than the prison.

I just remember this movie would air constantly on Ha! (back when it was called Ha!)

Teller sawing Quvenzhané Wallis in half.

The first rule of Toontown: Never talk about Toontown.

Forget it, Jake. It's DFKai-SB.

Well they're building a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 rape jokes to go
And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 rape jokes to go
Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 rape jokes to go
But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 rape jokes to go
Well I sent for the governor and…

This is how stupid people are. Back in the archaic '90s, CNN used to have a poll phone line you could call for 95 cents to vote for the particular topic, and the choices were Yes, No, and Undecided. Undecided was at like 10 percent.

HA!

Yeah, what the Governor needed was a hostage. Think of the beginning of Return of the Jedi. Michonne is Chewie. Rick is Luke. Merle is C-3PO. Hershel is R2-D2. The Governor is Jabba. Nerdlinger is Salacious Crumb. Andrea is Jar Jar Binks Leia. Who's the Han here?

How many regular characters on this show did not meet their ends at the hands of a zombie?

I only lose faith in humanity if it gets a sequel.

It also helps that Oz is one of those movies they just go all in on and advertise the fuck out of it, just bludgeoning you with trailers.

It's always interesting to see which of these 3 posts gets the most likes.

"We're not in green-screened Kansas anymore."

Somehow, I think Eddie Murphy will be involved.

[TAKES BALL-GAG OUT OF JESUS' MOUTH]

James Franco, movie star.

Well, the war will inevitably take some lives. And being that this is a zombie show, I'm sure zombies will be part of the battle. The show can't just keep being about the prison and/or Woodbury, so I'm hoping they move on after this season.