OK, now I'm starting to get angry at you liberals on this site…

I'm pretty hilarious! That's what my wife tells me after we have straight sex in my marital bed.

This is almost as funny as Joe Biden's hair plugs!!!

Enjoy burning in Hell, you heathens!

YOU DOWN WITH G-O-P? YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

Lady GaGa is a liberl NYU-educated whore! I'm glad we right-wingers are taking her down a peg.

I'm laughing so hard at this parody that I think I split my sides!!! Thank God, Obama hasn't ruined healthcare just yet, so I can choose my own doctor and get myself taken care of!!!!

You should really consult me for all your Republican opinions and not … (takes a puff of cigar) … Rush to conclusions.

I love it! "Just Tax," so hilarious. It's funny because it's true. Obama is trying to ruin this country by using his socialist redistribution of wealth taxes to destroy this nation. Did you know that he's not even a real American? The birthers are right!! His birth certificate is a fake. He basically went back in time…

HHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that video was hilarious!!!!

I'm reposting some of this because I'm so outraged I can't even finish eating my delicious Ruth's Chris steak.
What about me people??? I speak the truth? I am carrying Cronkite's flag?
DO I NEED TO DROP DEAD SO YOU PEOPLE WILL HONOR MY JOURNALISM?!
Look what happened when Jacko died recently? We honored that pedophile…

What about me??? Seriously I feel like it's backwards world or something. Should I just drop dead right now so you people will respect my journalism??? If you want to ignore the Rev. Wrongs of the world and the Schmobamas, then be my guest. Be like Anderson "I take it up the pooper" Cooper and sucks Obama's dick.…

Um… I'm standing right here… awkward. Geesh… maybe I should die and people will suddenly realize how great I am. It worked for the pedophile Michael Jackson and the socialist presidents FDR and JFK. I mean, c'mon people.

The moon landing is a fraud — like Fraudbama our panderer in chief.

Um… me! I am fighting the good fight for all you real Americans. But if you'd rather slobber all over Obama like blind sheepish lemmings (sorry for mixing metaphors) go ahead. Be blind to what the Fuhrer wants you to do to destroy our great nation. Be little Olbermanns! Be like Chris "My Dick is Hard Looking at Obama"…

As a Christian, I am offended by your username.

I learned all my journalistic tricks from Cronkite. He was a legend. I'm glad that I have taken over as the most trusted voice in news today.

You mean the creator of "The Left Wing."
Somehow he'll sneak something in there about AIDS in Africa or inner city literacy rates, that's repugnant liberal.

Nathan Lane and George Clooney are fellow Irishmen so I understand you see the resemblance, but could you have picked two more nauseating Hollywood liberals??

What's he doing to that horse????
That's beastiality!!! UNAMERICAN!