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Stop watching PBS and go outside!

Reality has a liberal basis. I guess Stephen Colbert was right. THOSE LIBERAL HATERS!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the problem with GOP politics. If it doesn't make sense to them, than it's obviously worth cutting from the budget. They don't understand how important public television is in a world of corporate media. They also don't get it's great value to poor children and children who have to stay home for medical,

I read the interview with her. That part sounds bonkers.

Okay. That too.

That was the most messed up part of the "Twilight" series. A lot of the stuff people find disturbing are basically romance novel tropes being overanalyzed, but imprinting a baby girl to get with a guy in the future a lot older than her? WTF?

What happened to her? She wrote "Twilight", sold a ton of copies, and than promised a bunch of other novel series like mermaids and whatnot. Never finished any of them. Then she randomly wrote "The Host", setting up a new series, but never wrote squeals. Than she released another adult novel which I think sold okay.

Look, as much as I thought it was a good superhero flick, do we need to dumb down our country to this point? I mean, we elect Trump president and now we want superhero flicks to win Oscars.

Everything is terrible. That's it.

Will they hold up? Probably not. Will I watch them at work to remember a simpler time? Yeah.

Yeah, but Michael Scott and Trump have a big difference. They both say dumb things, but Michael Scott really didn't want to hurt anyone. He was honestly just a sweet guy who didn't know how to make it click. Trump says horrible things because he wants to hurt people.

I do agree. I'm a liberal guy, but liberals need to pick and choose what they get upset over a bit better. It would help.

Okay. Look. This is a supporting character on "The Simpsons". This is worthy of a essay, but a whole documentary? I think we are starting to reach now.

The AV Club should obviously hire me for real.

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Hollywood owes me thousands of dollars, by the way. I've been a very loyal consumer for twenty something years.

Damn. You are right. I didn't even think of that, but what if it was done in a "500 Days of Summer" fashion. That might work?

In the age of Trump, I'll take even a lackluster Al Gore documentary.

You know what be a better plot? What if a girl wishes for her brother to have a girlfriend, and the Barbie doll comes to life, and is given a mission to be a temporary girlfriend. She helps him find a real girlfriend and gain confidence. "Toy Story" meets a family friendly "500 Days of Summer". Problem solved,

Never thought of that, but you know, that does make sense.