I've run out of plot….POP CULTURE REFERENCE WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE FOR THESE CHARACTERS!

I read "Ready Player One". It went from charming to okay to annoying as the pop culture references and cyberpunk clichés became overstretched.

I used to think Harry Reid was kinda a light weight, until he started to write. He's a badass. Who knew?

I'm standing on the edge of tomorrow…..TODAY!

His supporters have plenty of imaginary friends. Jesus, God, Jeff Sessions, whatever you want to call it, it's a imaginary friend.

That's a bit different. I just want you to know a lot of this BS stuff like DARE isn't super taken seriously by the teachers either.

As someone who works with kids, I can tell you we have our share of things we think are stupid but are required. This includes nonsense like DARE. You think your teachers would lighten up a bit, give you a small nothing warning just to look good, but have a good laugh and nod in the teacher's longue. I'm surprised…

Partnership for A Drug Free America was partly funded by pharma and alcohol companies. Now you know.

That is so true.

Oh good lord. How far are we going backwards? DARE? What?

Terry Pratchett movies. Now we are talking!

I guess we know why he can't be in a room alone with women now.

It's a very good question. Are these people masters of tricking the working class or are they really just stupid as their voters?

Here's what I don't get. Who's worst than Scott Walker? Hell, I be a viable candidate and I be Nixon levels of paranoid, but at least I wouldn't screw over my people.

Sam Brownbeck of Kansas bankrupted the state like five times.

He drinks a lot. Maybe we should hold a intervention, and get a reason why he's such a dick.

I'm just your everyday guy drinking a beer. A real working joe. By the way, that whole union thing? I'm taking that away. However, look at me drinking a beer being a everyday working American. Right? Lets watch old TV shows and infomercials for DVDs of old TV shows and talk about better days.

"The Cosby Show"
"Don't you mean The Carmichael Show?"
"Just thinking of better days"
-Inside the offices of NBC

Retweeted by Scott Biao (or will be anyway).

I haven't. I just really didn't like the movie's ending. It's not like the story was some super memorable Stephen King story. It was a throw away in his 300+ short stories. They need to stop making everything he writes a movie.