I died when Tina's play was a kids version of "Alien".

Um….what?

Ever read Norm McDonald's book, which was a surprisingly good book? Things get surreal when towards the end of the book he meets up with his ghost writer who is going to commit suicide because his life had come to ghost writing Norm McDonald's book!

Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform!

Your joke reminds of the great old "MADtv" sketch where Oprah and Dr. Phil suggest the best way for the audience to solve their fears is for all of them to buy private jet liners.

As someone who's seen their family finically crash, thousand times fuck you and your family, Ivanka.

I was reading some of the Yahoo! users comments on this same topic and they where a bunch of Trump supporters yelling "Well, she stands against everything we stand for!"

Go ahead!

So, it's not the sex robots or the cute kid robots or servant robots who are going to turn on us and kill us. It's the suitcases!

Fun fact: The video to "Mmm Bop!" was directed by Weird Al.

A comedian making shocking comments? Never! A presidential candidate? Equal time!

FCC: Evil Stephen Colbert! WE MUST TAKE HIM DOWN!

We just elected a billionaire TV personality who makes fun of disabled people and brags about grabbing women in their private parts, while declaring war on innocent immigrants while stripping poor people of health care and ranting on Twitter like a teenage boy and Colbert is the offensive one?

Renew "Modern Family" for a 13 episode final season and be done.

Yes, he seems to be hard at work on that.

Well, let me fill you on. Craig Kilborn is quite the amazing host.

Finish it. It gets laugh out loud funny when he meets up with his ghost writer.

I loved that book!

I was just about to say that!

Wow. We both have signed copies :)