Well, yeah, that too.

Great! My dumb ass aunt, uncle and cousins can now be interested in Harry Potter!

This is the right choice, because Trump can be the first president taken down by comedy. It's not about the best casting anymore. It's about using comedy to beat his ass.

Wait, this was a thing?

This sounds awesome. No joke.

As much as I want to fault Depp….I just can't…he fulfilled Thompson's last wishes and as you might of guess, Hunter was awesome.

What America needs now is SNL!

This sounds bonkers….and well….just bonkers. Yup. Yup.

Fuck yeah, Conan O' Brien!

Bill Nye: The world needs me!

You know, with all these edgy stuff and overkill, I'll allow the family friendly simplicity of this one.

Why doesn't Gelecki just play him? Isn't he sick of The Big Bang Theory yet?

Alex Jones had a visit to the white house, and Trump invited him. So, tell me again about that fake news?

Yeah. Odd length for a kids film.

Yes please….

Hollywood has the power to spend too much money on a bad movie script, but they aren't shutting down any factories, is my counter argument to this anti "elite" argument.

Okay. I kinda went off on a rant here. What's with rural people's obsession with the government? They are being screwed over by corporations. Wouldn't they rather have a government which tells the companies to behave themselves? It's like the health care argument. I don't want to pay the government. Well, you are…

True. We don't have a ton of government intervention to start with in this country and they act like any little government regulation or help is a big problem.

Okay. True. I think of Canada, though, who seem to be doing fine.

Repeat after me: conservatism never works. Never has. Never will. Yes, liberalism has annoying qualities too, but conservationism is the worst option. What's this country's obsession with proving this can work when the rest of the world has gone liberal and are doing better at this point?