Yeah. When I saw the ad, I went "What year is this?"

"Mork & Mindy" was created, because Gary Marshall's kid suggested Fonzie meet a alien, and Marshall went "Yeah. Why not?"

This movie sounds bonkers. Oh, and Jane Levy. Be still my heart. What happened? Damn you, ABC, for cancelling "Suburgatory"!

Wait…what?

As much as I love Patton Oswalt, I have to say he's done some pretty for the money stuff too. 9 seasons on "King Of Queens" comes to mind.

102 episodes, according to Wikipedia.

What a time that was to be alive, am I right?

There are good child entertainment franchises out there (Harry Potter), but movies like "Alvin and The Chipmunks" really make their money off parents needing a quick and easy way to kill a couple hours with their kids. As much as these movies are less than brilliant, they are probably inoffensive enough.

Oh god. Both those shows where so amazing. Basically anything screwy plot Chris Elliot can come up with a brilliant show with pop culture jokes and cut away gags. Wow. Wait….

Screw that. Did they renew "Brooklyn Nine Nine"? I need myself my weekly dose of the best screwball dialogue since "Gilmore Girls".

Does anyone get the feeling Bill O' Reilly might be the Bill Cosby of network news?

I agree. They have given us some great television, going all the way back to "Gilmore Girls".

Is the CW just fucking with us now?

I don't get it. We get this remarkable man only to have his policies undone by the biggest piece of shit America has ever seen.

Coming next on Cinemax…The Care Bears Movie…wait….really…you got the memo from the White House….fuck….

Gee, thanks. I feel better now.

The twist is a literal twist. The girls escape at the end, but not before they twist the bad guys into a knot and leave him in the jail cell. The end.

I would never fuck myself, even if I could, but Trump isn't the everyday guy.

Trump is the kinda guy who would ask why wouldn't I want to have sex with myself?

"That's a hot piece of ass"