That 30-for-30 doc tried to figure out whether or not Alou would have caught it, but I really think they only proved that he may have been able to. It was a tough catch and I'm not certain that he would have.

Think 'baseball season', 'football season' rather than television season.

Here's hoping for the future headline 'Butthole Surfers record first good album since 1987'

I don't know what the consensus is on Nightcap around these parts, but I caught an episode the other day and my god that was literally the worst sitcom I've ever seen. The whole show seemed to be a a contest to see who could speak the loudest punchline, and the dialogue throughout seemed stilted like 100 improv…

'Six months ago, few would have thought the president would have been circumventing his daughter to deliver victories to fiscal and social conservatives'

damn what clever shit is eli roth gonna think up next

Inequality. It's difficult to have a career in the film industry without having the resources to move to NYC or LA, the only cities that can really support indie films. Once there the 'write what you know' thing kicks in (and it doesn't help that the people with the economic capital to become filmmakers are not…

you can only listen to music that Apple lets you stream from The Cloud

The headphone jack of my two 120 GB iPod classics has failed twice in the past year. I replaced it once but I don't think it's worth doing it again. From now on it's the car iPod. I hope the second one lasts.

DOES THIS FEEL FAKE, JABRONI?

He's been mentioning this since Trump took office. I don't believe Graham, although Trump firing Sessions could indeed be the thing that pushed Graham over the edge.

Dude's trying so hard to look like a Tough Guy. Except you know in a real situation he'd flinch like Justin Timberlake when Andrew Garfield got in his face in The Social Network.

This doesn't sound very good, and I don't think I've bought a new Fall LP since The New Fall LP. But O'Neal's inspired me to go on a Fall binge today, so mission accomplished

When I was 10 my dad made me wear an Ollie North shirt during a trip to Washington DC. Years later–when I finally understood all that Iran-Contra stuff–I felt like an asshole.

No question, Michael Mann.

CORPORATE SYNERGY

McCain-Feingold was McCain's attempt to get the Keating 5 stink off of him. So even when he's on the side of the angels it's for the wrong reasons

Stewart may not have liked all of his Republican guests, but he was absolutely credulous of and deferential to McCain and Mike Huckabee.

Indeed someone please make sure Jon Stewart reads this article, even if it means someone has to put him in one of those Clockwork Orange-type contraptions.

It's been a long time since there was a new band that made you want to dance by getting drunk and running at somebody. Which is why I'm thankful Youth Code came along.