Xburning

Anne Hathaway: "Oh, you're the boring hot chick who becomes midlife manic like Jolie!"
Olivia Wilde: "And you're the Methodist's daughter that gives Valedictory speeches to herself in the mirror!  And your eyes are as big as the tits I'll buy at 46!"

Anne Hathaway: "Oh, you're the boring hot chick who becomes midlife manic like Jolie!"
Olivia Wilde: "And you're the Methodist's daughter that gives Valedictory speeches to herself in the mirror!  And your eyes are as big as the tits I'll buy at 46!"

Mrs. White gave birth to Mrs. White-As-Fuck?

Mrs. White gave birth to Mrs. White-As-Fuck?

Going-To-Helmo

Going-To-Helmo

“That’s my tiger impression. You guys couldn’t understand it cause it’s in FUCKING TIGER.” —Maria Bamford, Never Not Not Funny

“That’s my tiger impression. You guys couldn’t understand it cause it’s in FUCKING TIGER.” —Maria Bamford, Never Not Not Funny

Hipster dyke.

Hipster dyke.

He makes her eat out Toucan Mara.

He makes her eat out Toucan Mara.

Is this 'cause your girl killed your lil' dbag?

Is this 'cause your girl killed your lil' dbag?

Fiona Apple, that you?

Fiona Apple, that you?

*Hipster Dbag cuts a line on Ivy League diploma, looks up*

*Hipster Dbag cuts a line on Ivy League diploma, looks up*

Give me a chance!