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Jikeake
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I like Travis Bickle.  There's nothing wrong with him.  It's the world around him that's fucked.  If I ever see you around on your skateboard, I'm gonna beat you with it.  Smoke some fucking subtext, crimillenial!

I like Travis Bickle.  There's nothing wrong with him.  It's the world around him that's fucked.  If I ever see you around on your skateboard, I'm gonna beat you with it.  Smoke some fucking subtext, crimillenial!

You know what's more painful?  HOMELAND's earnestness.

You know what's more painful?  HOMELAND's earnestness.

"Turned it off. Watching an episode of Parks & Rec for the fourth or fifth time was a better way to spend my night."

"Turned it off. Watching an episode of Parks & Rec for the fourth or fifth time was a better way to spend my night."

Full-frontal logic must really get the chicks hard.

Full-frontal logic must really get the chicks hard.

Oh yeah.  The waves at the end!  So heart-ripping!  THE END WILL STOMP YOUR HEART TO DEATH!

Oh yeah.  The waves at the end!  So heart-ripping!  THE END WILL STOMP YOUR HEART TO DEATH!

Naming my band Turtle Clits.

Naming my band Turtle Clits.

"Book was better." — me and the other pricks

"Book was better." — me and the other pricks

That and fucking Donnie Darko, Donnie Brasco, Blow and so much more mediocre shit.  I think it's people with a little bit more Christian backgrounds who need the more rounded-edges and can't tell the difference between diet and regular, but boy does that make me sound prick.  I think people know what I mean though.

That and fucking Donnie Darko, Donnie Brasco, Blow and so much more mediocre shit.  I think it's people with a little bit more Christian backgrounds who need the more rounded-edges and can't tell the difference between diet and regular, but boy does that make me sound prick.  I think people know what I mean though.

"Half decent animation"?? It fucking looks like an afterschool e/i on Christian TV catching aids from a  PS one!

"Half decent animation"?? It fucking looks like an afterschool e/i on Christian TV catching aids from a  PS one!

K-Block.

K-Block.