Zoe Kazan watched this and said, "We have a black president?"

Zoe Kazan watched this and said, "We have a black president?"

My bet: she dies Nov. 4—Crystal Ballroom—Portland, Oregon

My bet: she dies Nov. 4—Crystal Ballroom—Portland, Oregon

What?  I've been listening to techno from a GODDAMN JEW?!

What?  I've been listening to techno from a GODDAMN JEW?!

Will electronica get its first Kurt Cobain?

Will electronica get its first Kurt Cobain?

Roma: You know who doesn't?

Roma: You know who doesn't?

This is Zoe Kazan's third favorite behind "The Hours" and "Before Night Falls".

This is Zoe Kazan's third favorite behind "The Hours" and "Before Night Falls".

Also starring Zoe Kazan as the Albino's Taint.

Also starring Zoe Kazan as the Albino's Taint.

My wife left me a few years ago.  My daughter won't talk to me.

My wife left me a few years ago.  My daughter won't talk to me.

Seattle used to be something, now even the word looks like it should be discontinued.

"If you hate that joke, then you're going to hate this rape!"  — Daniel Tosh.

I lost all respect for him listening to his knuckle-dragging self-righteous ass cry for Doug Stanhope on NPR.  What a geek.

That band has 2 more albums MAX before they CLEARLY, for everyone this time, ruin their legacy.  Beginning of the end was HTTT.  I couldn't believe the kool-aid reviewers on TKOL.  I still can't.