Grope House.

Grope House.

It's not abuse when Mr. Belvedere does it.

It's not abuse when Mr. Belvedere does it.

They even point out some [bestialities] that made it into the movie,
particularly a [hipster gangbang]  that led to Olsen getting knocked in the head
by [a rubber banded bouquet of dicks]. (She made [them cuuum].) 

They even point out some [bestialities] that made it into the movie,
particularly a [hipster gangbang]  that led to Olsen getting knocked in the head
by [a rubber banded bouquet of dicks]. (She made [them cuuum].) 

Let me try: it was a house, and it was full.  No mommies, just daddies.  And the girl had her two sisters there, smiling and smiling.  This was on the east coast somewhere.  Or San Fran.  It was Paul, Dave, and…?  I don't know.  The man who touched her.  One day the house went from full to silent, like Zoe Kazan's…

Let me try: it was a house, and it was full.  No mommies, just daddies.  And the girl had her two sisters there, smiling and smiling.  This was on the east coast somewhere.  Or San Fran.  It was Paul, Dave, and…?  I don't know.  The man who touched her.  One day the house went from full to silent, like Zoe Kazan's…

Will still be better than Juno.  The only picture Ellen Page needs to be in is "missing"

Will still be better than Juno.  The only picture Ellen Page needs to be in is "missing"

Zoe Kazan has a vibrator that says "I'm sorry" over and over.

Zoe Kazan has a vibrator that says "I'm sorry" over and over.

Winner of the Young, White & Fucking Boring Rock Band award, 2012.

Winner of the Young, White & Fucking Boring Rock Band award, 2012.

…because they're getting VERTIGO!

…because they're getting VERTIGO!

You and Zoe Kazan.

You and Zoe Kazan.

" - Apocalypse Now (1979) (Yes, it's not as good as FFC's vampire movie.) "

Mulholland Drive hurts the list.  I can see Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, and Blue Velvet.  But Mulholland suffers from the same b.s. resolution/juvenile dreamimagery that scars Twin Peaks:FWWM and totally sinks Lost Highway.