The first book in The Dark Tower series is just over 300 pages long. Not sure why everyone is freaking out about a 95 minute movie.

Cracker Barrel is a place that my mom and dad really like going to. When I take the family down for a visit in Iowa we end up there usually at least once. The last time we were there my mom had a bizarre exchange with the waiter regarding how the manager assured her that she would get a "fully cooked" baked potato on…

"You've defeated the "Skinny Repeal", for now…..

It looks like half of his face is turning into Vince Neil.

"Where's your missing arm motha fucka?!?!?"

"Fuck Jezebel!" - James Taylor

Yeah Aenima is arguably their best album but I go back and forth between that and Undertow.

It has some crap, but The Last Stop, Don't Drink the Water, Halloween, The Stone and Dreaming Tree are all fantastic tracks in my opinion.

"You're Welcome!" - U2

That was the other part of the punishment; my wife had to divorce me and marry Steve Harvey.

Punishment for interrupting Steve Harvey's nap time.

My kids ended up on Family Feud on GSN one day and say what you will, Steve Harvey is really in his element here. I laugh more than I probably should.

Not sure if they qualify as solos, but the opening piano of Al Stewart's Year of the Cat and the sax work towards the end of the song. Beautiful song that gets me every time.

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Gee willickers Mister! My hoop done broke…

So this is like the TV version of Marshawn Lynch "retiring" for a year, but coming back anyway?

Well, how bout that, now?

Seriously though, this recalls the phone interview between Jerry Sandusky and Bob Costas, where Costas point blank asked Sandusky if he was sexually attracted to underage boys. What Sandusky should have said right away was no, but he didn't he paused for a moment, repeated the question, then gave some half-assed…

Is this the premise for the next season of American Horror Story?

So Fox isn't giving New Amsterdam the reboot/revival treatment? *kicks dirt, hands in pockets*