Somewhere Bartles and/or Jaymes looks down, crestfallen.

You must've had pre-cum-ceived notions about what they were going to be.

Got a light?

I live in Wisconsin and I didn't vote for this turd. It does amaze me that Wisconsin went to Obama the same year that Walker was re-elected in the Recall election.

For your health!

Counterfeit money machine! Counterfeit money machine! Making counterfeit money all over town! *Immediately tackled by FBI guy*

Agreed. They're my favorite band, but I'm nowhere near beat up a cover band level of fandom.

During Tori Amos' Unplugged performance on MTV she brings out Maynard to sing a piano ballad with her and says something to the effect of "he's the sweetest guy she knows and bakes the best cookies". So, there's that.

I've seen them 9 times and I think the platform thing started during the Lateralus tour. I'm saving my coin for a tour that accompanies a new album. They're my favorite band, but I'm not shelling out $100 to see them play the same 13 songs again.

Every time he stands up his knees go SNAP!

"You can't win!"

It's the MySpace of Facebook's!

Ginah

You're a winner either way

NOT PENNY'S BOAT

My wife and I binged SoA in about 2 and a half months. While i'm glad I watched it, I have no desire to revisit that universe, new or old.

After which, his students were able to stand and/or deliver.

"Call for help"

Lynch walks on stage with a bottle of cranberry juice. He places it in front of the microphone and walks off. 30 minutes later the crowd erupts into a standing ovation.

Is this Twin Peaks: The Return Episode 9?