Eric Bogosian

Oh yeah? Well I once had Poison Ivy!

Dracula's pajama party took a nasty turn

Champion of the editing bay!

Slipknot? More like Slip NOT! Am I right??

In high school we gave this kid the nickname "Take a naked shit" because at a party he disappeared for awhile and when we found him he was in the bathroom naked taking a shit with the shower running. He even had a theme song:

Sue-percalafragalisticexpealladocius

Good day!

"Ask Cat woman if she wants to come over. We're eating cake for dinner and watching action movies."

I thought maybe he was referencing that Will Smith super hero movie and thought that would be weird as I don't remember him being a DC character. Then I remembered that the movie was called Hancock. Then …

Grandpa is talking to you!

It's gotta be better than this - prepare for your nightmares to have nightmares:

Cockatoo, cock-a-few, cock-a-me, cock-a-you

Oh farts….

So…I'm not missing out much by not having an Amazon Prime subscription then?

M is the highest letter. Just like 24 is the highest number.

Well to his point, people that chew with their mouth open out to have their mouth lips glued together.

He reminds me of the guy in those super disturbing YouTube videos about the guys that melt….

Somewhere Ron Swanson is giggling to himself.

He aint foolin' around