But if she doesn't drink the rest of it she won't finish crow-loading! CAWWWWW!!!!!

Masturbating bear was great, but I always got a kick out of soft-shoe bear.

FIGHT MILK!!!

I do.

I thought that was Shia Lebouf. I stopped watching Bones a few seasons back but it looks like it went off the rails a bit.

So is it the Muppet Babies version of Big Bang Theory?

You all laugh, but in 4 years this is how we'll elect the new President.

Kids who brought that rotten meat? Kids you dumb mother f$#kers!

I'll come for the Simon Rich but probably leave because of the Owen Wilson.

Stop this train ! want to get off!! And freeze to death!

Didn't MacGruber already cover this?

First I'm hearing about it as well.

I have never seen this and feel pretty good about it.

Haven't heard her name in awhile. It's a real blast from the past.

Break dancing Cybermen?

Scott Walker doesn't know how to play politics, let alone claim anyone else is doing so. Fucking twit.

This reminds me of the first time I saw a guy in Capri pants. I shot him so as to save him from himself.

I received a Sega-Mini classic console as a birthday gift a few years back and still bring it out every once in awhile. It includes Golden Axe 1&2, Altered Beast and most of the Sonic Games. My kids like to watch me play Golden Axe because they find it funny how the characters scream when they die….

I'm sure my kids will want to see this. I'll take them in the off chance that it is a pleasant surprise like The Angry Birds Movie and Storks.

Every chance I get