To be fair Ozzy probably thought he was with Sharon when he cheated on her.

Yorkies wear boots

If Danzig's Mother doesn't play in the trailer then I'm out.

Well, to his credit avocado toast is disgusting…

…with scissor hands.

*Unintelligible grunt*

Hmmmm, morels……

I'm sure they are reading this in their morning briefing, mourning the loss of your patronage.

*Checks serial number*

I don't care how much safety gear is available, I'm not sure i'll ever have enough balls to volunteer for the "fire stunt".

So sayeth Neil Young, so sayeth us all

His work as the voice of Pigeon on Mike Tyson Mysteries is great.

Harry Styles: Use only as directed.

His sunglasses are crooked. Is his face melting?

I have ways of watching them, just surprised that they never air on TV. Come to think of it I do remember BBC America awhile back doing some "Breakfast With Baker" thing where they showed some of the Fourth Doctors adventures.

I thought the same thing when he was on Sons of Anarchy.

If you don't want people to masturbate by the pool they should put up a sign that says "Please Don't Masturbate By the Pool"

Pretty off topic, but why doesn't any network broadcast the classic Doctor Who serials? I've only ever seen them on Public Television.

I don't see an issue with this. I'd send out a memo just like this if I was important enough for people to care.

Okay who brought the dog!?