So somehow he's going to be the next President? I don't understand the Internet anymore…

#FuckThisGuy - let's get this trending.

Someone get Bobby Bottleservice's agent on the phone!

It's funny (or sad…) how often I mutter that line when someone asks me about something I don't know or have any useful input on.

I didn't take it…because of the implication…

And where…and where…and where…is the BATMAN?

I kid. I'm very fond of it and now that my kids have discovered it I've only seen it about 20 times in the last month.

Yeah baby!!

Sandlot? More like BLANDLOT! Am I right?

Or, counterpoint, it works really well in the trailer and makes for a kick-ass soundtrack to action sequences (fans of The Americans know this is true).

I'll probably get eviscerated for this, but Stephen Colbert. I don't get it….

"We're doing a time jump! Guns-a-blazin'!!"

AAARGHARRGHARRGH!!!

Tandy on Last Man on Earth

Daxnell Shepardi

You are the Born Identity?

Take a bow.

"You can fit your douche-canoe in the back!"

I hate, hate, hate these commercials. Especially the one where they have the platform of cars that keeps going up and everyone is awestruck. The lady at the end even says "Thanks for blowing our minds!" I'd like to suplex that woman.

I concur.