Take a bow.

My mistake

That would actually be funny. Every time the offensive character is on screen they hold up a big sheet over the screen.

So aren't they sort of forcing their views on their customers by choosing not to show the movie?

I thought he recognized his voice.

Shave those damn sideburns!

Is Dunk and stupid a new coffee chain for people not smart enough for Starbucks?

Kind of like those Purdue commercials where they talk about how they put Rosemary in their chickens water instead of antibiotics. So essentially they're seasoning the chickens while they're still alive.

I had to settle for Sweet Cherry Blue

Did Steve Brule write this article. Get out of my way dangus, I have car!

Thanks for the nightmare tonight, internet!

Academy promises next year they 'taint misbehavin'

So how long does one have to wait for acid flashbacks to start happening? I'm in my late 30's, did copious amounts of LSD in my early 20's, and as of yet have not had a flashback. That is, of course, assuming that the last 15 years haven't been one long flashback.

Mick Jagger ran over my dog but you don't hear me complaining.

But does she think he's sexy? Come on, let me know.

You magnificent bastard!

"Can I talk to you without your neon beatniks?” Hilarious.

I'm just being selfish here but I would love for Hannibal Buress to just randomly show up in an episode.

I'm not good at goodbyes and like leaving on my own terms so I usually just sneak out when I've had my fill.

I used to work with a dude who would puff on his E-Cig at his desk. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he replied "It's cool, I'm not really smoking." I also work with another lady who switched to Vaping instead of cigarettes and got super pissed that she was still labeled a smoker and charge as such for her…