BAM!

Something, something Suzanne Somers and Patrick Duffy on a roller coaster.

So they rape the footballs, then?

The Mummy won't be chasing anybody after they beat up his legs

It will surely Peter out before too long.

Open AND close with Summer of 69 you smug son of a bitch….

If you keep a woman in the pit long enough she's bound to fall or you…right?

I wrapped yo sammich up in cellophane just the way you like it

That commercial looks like it could've come right out of an episode of The State. This will always hold a special place in my heart as one of the first adult drinks I had and enjoyed. I'll probably ruin those good memories by purchasing a six pack and consuming it when it gets re-released.

Just watched it recently and really liked it too. I think the slow start and character building at the beginning was a good thing because I actually felt bad about he characters when they died.

Do you even know what a plethora is?

As soon as he gets off the plane he is rushed by Dog The Bounty Hunter yelling "Back Story Rape!"

Just say GI Joe! Don't make up names!

I have to admit it moved a little when Lenny said she got the stove from "some girl she fingered…"

"Charming Taint-Man?"

I got my jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.

Silence of the Lambs. I think deep down Jane Gumb loved all the women he kept in the pit.

I watched that movie the first time I tripped acid. Lets just say the walk home from my friends house at 3 in the morning was a little terrifying.

Don't forget to kill Phillip!

All of this eventually leads to her uncovering “an even darker secret about the town,” which definitely doesn’t sound good. - The town was inside her all along?