I can't wait for the bachelor party themed episode.

Yeah that was great. She also looked pretty great in the Sherlock getup.

It was close for me.

My god it wasn't that bad. A little sloppy but the payoff at the end was great, even if you could see it coming.

I'll trade them in for tickets to The Jedd's - a male Judd's cover band that performs in drag.

If you guys don't stop murdering each other I'm sending in the feds to kill you real good!

Hey we got yo leader! Check out his shoez!

I saw it too. I think they realized they already did that story yesterday.

Now I want butterfly beef tenderloin.

My kids saw the commercial for the one at Papa Murphy's so I got one for them last year and wanted to again this year. I'm the only one that likes pepperoni so I asked if we could just have a cheese one and I'd come pick it up at 2:30. The girl on the phone told me "it only comes in pepperoni." So I asked "well can't…

Straightforward from here:
1. Frank Stallone
2. It can be 2 things
3. Cancer-aids
4. President Clinton

affogato sounds like something I'd look up after my wife goes to bed.

Or the KFC Theme song

He looks like the drunk uncle at the 4th of July barbecue that won't go home in that picture.

Senators after dark. They may contain Adult Language, Nudity and Sexual Situations

…so they can sacrifice them to Satan?

Sort of unrelated but I was at a local liquor store not too long ago and they had a beer sampling. Smiley Jack was positioned right in front of the craft beer coolers so I had no choice but to walk by, and was asked if I'd like to try thus "Malt Duck Grape Wine beer" or this other beer that "tastes just like banana…

It's made from monkey cum

Only with respect sugar…

I used to work produce at a grocery store and we got a lot angry older people. I figured it was it was mostly because they didn't have anyone else to be mean to so they took it out on us. I didn't really bother me all that much and I was always super polite to them which seemed to piss them off even more. I did have…