I'll probably never watch it, but just knowing that Verizon girl is in it gives me comfort that I could access it some cold lonely night when conventional mastubatory aides let me down…

I hear this said in the voice of Hannibal Buress "You should all get some better doctors because your shit 'aint getting any better…"

Get Better 4: The Quest for Peace

He was a drug kingpin with a heart of gold.

"You birds stay in the goddamn tree!!"

At least he wouldn't kill no kids mayne…

Los Vegas, Las Angeles, LosLas VegasAngeles, MayoMustardayonnaise, "Get these loveable losers off my motha fuckin' airplane!"

NO NERDS! FIGHT MILK!!!

I had something fuzzy and funky once but I got some ointment to clear it up.

Why is there a picture of Dustin Diamond passionately wailing into a microphone below the article?

The title was working inside of us all along?

"Kellyanne get in here and check out this guys wang! It would split you in two!"

The Madness of King Orange

Eh, shut up Meg…

Cool story brah

"Look Mr. Burns, I'm not sure you know what sideburns are…"

Fun fact: I drive through Marion on way through Iowa to visit my family that lives in Council Bluffs. I've eaten at the Culvers there several times.

I loved it, but I do wonder if the show wasn't supposed to be set in the 80's and just in present day if people would have flipped out over it as much.

"It's time to deliver a pizza ball!"

I'm not sure if I should have a boner or not, but like my dad used to say "never look a gift boner in the eye.."