Jedi Fever

Bridge Over the River Jedi

My 7 and 10 year old daughters love Pixels, and I actually don't hate it either. Not sure that adds anything, but there it is.

The first beer I ever tried to drink was a warm Hamm's. My old man neighbor always had about 6-8 warm cases in his basement so one day his grandson, my brother and I snuck one out of the house. Needless to say after one drink each we dumped it out and tossed it up into the gutter of my house. My old man neighbor drank…

I thought everybody already knew that. Well, everybody that cares about such things that is. Can't say I've ever drank an Old Style before.

Thank you Professor Murder

I hope Bae didn't make it out alive.

I quit collecting action figures and such quite a few years back, but I may have to make an exception for those non-Funko ones.

In best grumbly Adam Sandler voice "damn you fences! Stop being invisible!"

Hidden Fences is a 2 hour gag reel of people tripping over shrubbery.

Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan's micropenis comes after you!?!?!

Nobody Speak: Hulk Hogan, Gawker And Trials Of A Free Press - it must be what the story is about, because when I read the title I was sure it said Nobody Speak: Hulk Hogan, Gawker And Trials Of A Free Penis.

Mike is going to show up out of the blue with his girlfriend/fiance Kristen Wiig. It'll be some deal that she's a girl that both Mike and Phil were into when they were younger so it'll give them something to have a prank war over when they are reunited.

I keep telling people this, but no one will watch it. The cemetery scene alone makes it worth the watch.

Excellent

Boom

I see what you did there. I approve.

Angry Birds gets shut out?!?! Screw you Hollywood!!

I really hope John C Reilly is just playing Steve Brule in King Kong. "Denny get the camera! Dang monkey stepped on my helicropter!"

I hate every ape I see! From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!