When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman. Love people, just don't trust the warranty.

Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.

know why you hate me so much Sean? Because I look the way you feel.

Women. Ain't they perfect?