Welcome to Earff, Van der Werff!!!!!

Juanes is Colombian. Also, I was really hoping he would perform one of his original songs, like "A Dios le Pido".

Shirley's reply was well-delivered. "Oh. OH!!"

Yes, but that was "Abed TV" Shirley.

And maybe at Whitney, which it was originally supposed to follow…

Even Meredith thought his friends were freakshows. BOOM!! Roasted!!

Even Meredith thought his friends were freakshows. BOOM!! Roasted!!

He was the Limp Bizkit dude, right?

Post your bachelor party thread!!!

Post your bachelor party thread!!!

Great reviews, Emily. One quibble: I think the point Chloe was supposed to take from the cougar bar was not that sex ages you, but that if she never settles down, she and her wrinkles will end up trollin those cougar bars instead of chillin with her man.

I finish all my games on the Wii.

She and her mom dominated at karaoke last year.

Only shooting stars break the moooooold.

Spitting alpaca was the biggest laugh for me.. alpaca = instant A.

Spitting alpaca was the biggest laugh for me.. alpaca = instant A.

Michael is never ever ever getting out of Miami. It's his Bermuda Triangle.

Michael is never ever ever getting out of Miami. It's his Bermuda Triangle.

I was really annoyed with the Brazilian president having a Mexican accent. Massive fail NBC!!

I was really annoyed with the Brazilian president having a Mexican accent. Massive fail NBC!!