Cheap Trick – Surrender (Live at BudoKan version, of course)
Misfits – All Hell Breaks Loose
Meat Puppets – Look at the Rain ("I got a shirt that cost a dollar twenty five / I know I'm the best dressed man alive")
Supersuckers – Luck
Supersuckers – I Say Fuck

Exactly. Salt is for things that don't already taste awesome.

I wrapped my blueberry bush in netting and despite there being a shit-ton of blossoms on it earlier in the year there are now TWO blueberries on the fucking bush. So if the birds presumably didn't eat the rest of them, who the fuck did?

Shit, I was paying around $1300 for a two bedroom in Mississauga ten years ago.

For some reason, while Subway is the only fast food chain that's given me food poisoning it's also the only one I frequent.

Yeah! My kid had a happy meal a while ago and I tried one of the apple wedges and it tasted really off. She doesn't eat there more than a couple of times a year but from now on she can have the fries (I'm sure there are no chemicals in those, right?).

I just cut 'em in quarters and pull the stone out of the last quarter. It's not that hard.

But it's the beer that keeps on giving! Enjoy your diarrhea tomorrow!

That's ludicrous.

I have to loudly announce my presence any time I enter a room to avoid scaring the shit out of my wife too.

Y'know, I love candy apples but haven't had one for decades because they're such a pain in the ass to eat. I think you've just changed my life.

The log upon which the log drivers drove in The Log Driver's Waltz.

I like the Rheostatics a lot, and their version is good but c'mon man. It's fucking Gordon Lightfoot.

When one of my friends was watching The Ring with his girlfriend, the phone rang (which understandably startled the shit out of both of them). My friend picked up the phone, listened for a few seconds (it was a wrong number) then, cool as a cucumber, said "7 days, you say?" which sent his girlfriend running from the…

The one I was thinking of specifically was where he waded into frigid, waist-deep water somewhere in northern Canada to pick bullrush roots to eat, only to discover that they were barely edible and that he'd dropped his body temperature significantly so it was basically a net negative in energy.

Thanks. I'm going to cite this thread when I go for my annual performance review.

Yeah, my father-in-law (a very unhealthy man who's had a couple of bypass surgeries, I might add) always seems to be watching that show when we're at their house and I have to admit I get drawn into watching it. Fieri's an ass, but they visit some pretty cool places and I've picked up a few neat cooking tricks.

I'm not usually a stickler for these things, but I think without the beans THAT AIN'T CHILI!

Oh, absolutely. The best part is that he's on vacation until Thursday, so he's going to get back in the office only to find posters of his face staring out of Guy Fieri's idiotic hairdo hanging up all over the place.

Ugh. I've already been staring at Guy Fieri all morning.