Haven't you ever seen Chris Neil before?

No love for Rascalz (who I recall being pretty good, but am afraid to listen to now in case my memory is playing tricks on me)?

"any excuse to tattletale to teacher." – I like that…. an excellent way to sum up the mindset of the sort of person who complains to the FCC about this kind of nonsense.

Are those brass knuckle thingies supposed to be a reminder to herself?

Toronto's going to get their own show, but it will be on the CBC so no one will watch it.

Aw man… they took away your "its".

I'd prefer a Crouch End reality show where the cast get lost in an increasingly menacing series of dead-ends and double-backs.

Son of a bitch. My grocer's been holding out on me.

Evidently you and I have a very different definition of "fun".

This is why we keep you around, HDB.

LIberté's awesome but it only comes in two flavours. There's only so much cappuccino and blackberry yogurt a man can eat before he needs some fucking peaches.

Yeah, I thought that dude had it in the bag…

Wait… is he a piece of shit and an addict, or is he addicted to pieces of shit?

Seriously. As much as meetings can suck, sometimes a free coffee and muffin break is just what you need.

I was confusing siri with sriracha and thought it might be a movie about me.

It was impossible to beat it by playing baseball in any reasonable fashion, but I know I had some trick that allowed me to win in an agonizingly laborious way.

It wasn't easy.

The "Noooooooooo!" killed me

Former Minnesota North Star Dave Gagner

I'd forgotten all about the Uninvited until you mentioned it, but I now remember seeing it as a kid and thinking it was the coolest, scariest movie I'd ever seen. I'll be seeking it out again now, thanks to your recommendation.