Congo has two of the worst accents in history: Ernie Hudson's English (?) and whatever the fuck it is that Tim Curry is trying to do. But it's entertaining nonsense.

I like Hanks, but I would not sit through Forrest Gump if it had Halle Berry and Salma Hayek naked in the background of every scene.

"How many does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? A thousand? A million? How many?"

"I got High School Musical. Beat that."

"literally the best mod" makes no sense.

I saw a couple of episodes of a show about a genius and some other smart people and a girl who used to be on X Factor. Is that one of these?

That's really sad. Does she have a brain tumor? Is there any indication what caused it?

am I to infer from this that Hateful 8 is not very good? Pretty much every Tarantino movie can be counted on for one great scene, but nothing made the cut?

Blindspot and Quantico were the two new shows I thought might be interesting enough—in a trashy, pulpy kind of way—to be worth my attention. They both imploded this week. What will I do between now and the Jessica Jones premier?

Well, this is…. I dunno. I have never had a driver's license. I have never been behind the wheel of a car. I have never once encountered a situation in which I thought it would be useful, I'm only 53, so I suppose that could change.

Wow. I almost want to see part III now. Wait. No, I don't.

No. You didn't.

This show is the platonic ideal of the worst kind of this kind of show anybody anywhere could ever conceive. If you love this genre (suspense/serial killer/procedural/crime/whatever) then this show is something you hate-watch just to see how deadly dull several someones can make an inherently interesting premise. The…

Not sure if I am reading too much foreshadowing into one 10-second piece of music, but my guess is that next year being the last series, Raylan will "never leave Harlan alive."

I've never been able to find the last season anywhere. I was told it was on DVD in Hong Kong and went to about 4 stores the last time I was there with no luck.

My first thought, reading this, was "how does it stack up to Regenesis," which may be the best TV show Canada ever produced.

I have three words for you: Forrest. Freaking. Gump. Most loathsome movie of the decade, and quite possibly of all time. Message: Question nothing, travel through life blithely accepting whatever people tell you, and you'll find true happiness. Question everything, challenge authority, think for yourself and you'll…

I have three words for you: Forrest. Freaking. Gump. Most loathsome movie of the decade, and quite possibly of all time. Message: Question nothing, travel through life blithely accepting whatever people tell you, and you'll find true happiness. Question everything, challenge authority, think for yourself and you'll…