Oh, and Domino. And the video. He should do time for that one.

I'm not sure if we were allowed to have American Online in Canada back then. We just yelled at each other via strings attached to tin cans.

Yes, I often just futz around with menus, read every description of my weapons and armour, then sigh and say "That's enough for tonight."

More GTA Online as I try to hit Level 100. I have set this goal because I suspect I'm a masochist. I'm still not sure the jerks in that game are being relegated to the Jerk Servers, since there seem to be a lot of them. The ingame map has more red lights on it than a Christmas tree.

I hope Robert Smith plays Mothra. Just flaps his wings morosely, except on Fridays, which Mothra will love.

Maybe the Mitchells from EastEnders will materialize in Downton Abbey. "Ave you got the bottle?" they'll shout, looking EastEnd tough. And Lord Grantham will say, "Yes, dear chaps, here it is, now run along."