you are a racist.

this post needs electrodes on its testes.

the tip of my cock.

what g2g needs is a big letter grade at the top so i can tell all my peeps about this new shit i am newly really into. the only grades you would need are A+ and F-.

if I ever decide to leave the house again, everyone on this thread is dying of strangulation due to acute "cockinthethroatitis."

the apocalypse now flavor was pervasive in tonight's episode. the Sol Starr/Dennis Hopper thing aside, the whole Temple set looked like Kurtz's compound. but the best apocalypse now callback in the whole episode was the light/dark framing of that utterly menacing "i want to go home" scene with Ben and Locke.

Kevin is the new Barack Obama
Yukon Cornelius makin' fools look bad. His food is the crossover dribble of reality competition shows.