And the void wanked back.

Sounds like a "Weird Al" parody of GY!BE.

Is it me, or are the bots getting better at grammar?

Waterfall by tune-yards and Today More Than Any Other Day by Ought.

I knew we should have shown him Electro-Gonorrhea:The Noisy Killer

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Fistingpost.COM?

I'm in. *Cracks beer*

But, god dammit, that is what we needed!

Holy Crap! I just started Hocus Pocus….

Makes sense, but it is still a narrow scope and wasted premise.

Right? It doesn't make sense, why is murder the only crime people commit? Honestly I think murder would be the last thing people do, cause you know, people are still people. But, smoking weed on the street? I could see a lot of people doing that, or maybe driving way too fast, steal a car, buying a year supply of acid…

I have a very sexy learning disorder… what do I call it, Kif?

The A.V. Club

Stop The World Is Not Enough I Want To Get Off Already

Linda.

Here it is, guys!!! The article about Shia LeBeouf you won't shut up about!!!

Then you rub that shit in, B.

I've had the jukebox turned off on me twice, once for "Enter The Ninja" by Die Antwoord, and again for "Butterflies" by Ben Kweller… Got through the entirety of SYL's Shitstorm once, though. Lot of nasty looks that night.

The AV Club