The A.V. Club turned into hardcore pornography so gradually I didn't even notice.

Your entire existence has lead up to this moment.

@avclub-69654abecb35b122bd89c4eede68a966:disqus And Earl Sweatshirt was a C+ as well, wasn't it?

Bowie isn't even Bowie.

Maybe a movie?

And get the fuck outta here!

Holy crap, I just got Senor Kevin's.

Are all british shows named after Bowie song titles, or is it the other way around?

The first finale for Futurama.

@avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus It is worth a shot man, I thought you were actually describing parts of the book until it became obvious that you weren't. Which I totally caught on at the right moment and not several minutes later.

Brilliant. Truely brilliant.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Goku did that in DBZ all the time, as well.

I agree with Ssnrub.

Let that shit set there for like a half hour and stick it in your ass slow.

For missing a relevant simpson's quote (the ultimate crime) you will be dealt the harshest punishment: no like for you.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Big Black, Jesus Lizard and Throbbing Gristle?

This is one of the kids from One Direction, right?

Watching Action Hank always leaves me with a hankerin for a hunk of ACTION!

Can I throw in Casey Veggies has the worst fucking verse on this album?