The Jesus Lizard's "Goat"

@GuyIncognitoII:disqus That's bad.

I had something for this…

I've been summoned!

On a rope, on a rope!

Give it a shot, every time you watch it, it gets just a little bit better.

Give it a shot, every time you watch it, it gets just a little bit better.

To be fair, the scorpion did keep him alive while he was trapped under a vending machine.

To be fair, the scorpion did keep him alive while he was trapped under a vending machine.

You are doing God's work.

You are doing God's work.

Menace II Society

Menace II Society

Nonplussed at your correct use of "bemused."

Nonplussed at your correct use of "bemused."

Well, if I may interject, as we learned on The Simpsons (source of all knowledge) nerds have an intrinsic stink that attracts bullies to them. No amount of smarts can get around that. Unless you, of course, hide the nerd stink.

Well, if I may interject, as we learned on The Simpsons (source of all knowledge) nerds have an intrinsic stink that attracts bullies to them. No amount of smarts can get around that. Unless you, of course, hide the nerd stink.

Good thing I didn't show this morning, or else my hair would look HORRIBLE.

Good thing I didn't show this morning, or else my hair would look HORRIBLE.

If I pull out my claymore, yer shit outta luck