Girls are wily.

Friendly black optimistic advice.

Friendly black optimistic advice.

Its pain medication, Michael starts to lose balance and become a bit loopy, but they really don't show too much.

Its pain medication, Michael starts to lose balance and become a bit loopy, but they really don't show too much.

Crime and penetration… penetration and crime..

Crime and penetration… penetration and crime..

I've been on an Eno binge for the last, oh, year or so.

I've been on an Eno binge for the last, oh, year or so.

You are now my most hated/most loved person.

You are now my most hated/most loved person.

GOD DAMMIT!
Come to Omaha or Iowa City! They aren't completely desolate!

GOD DAMMIT!
Come to Omaha or Iowa City! They aren't completely desolate!

That is my favorite Powerpuff Girls' episode

That is my favorite Powerpuff Girls' episode

BURP

BURP

All you gotta do to start one of those is nibble on our elbows.

All you gotta do to start one of those is nibble on our elbows.

This isn't related to the simpsons, arrested development or dawes…