Well, he does when he isn't chokin' bitches.

You both misspelled "Kiss from a Rose."

You both misspelled "Kiss from a Rose."

Seriously? dammit.

Seriously? dammit.

"cartoon Doug" was there a live-action version?

"cartoon Doug" was there a live-action version?

I read that in that dude's voice from Men's Warehouse.

I read that in that dude's voice from Men's Warehouse.

Sex-Men United!!

Sex-Men United!!

No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois, not even Peter Criss!

No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois, not even Peter Criss!

Keep practicing that guitar, Santa, and next year we might let YOU do a solo!

Keep practicing that guitar, Santa, and next year we might let YOU do a solo!

POP corn POP POP POP corn.

POP corn POP POP POP corn.

Kristen Stewart + Renee Zellweger. 
During that threesome, I'd fart just to see their faces implode…. then I'd finish.

Kristen Stewart + Renee Zellweger. 
During that threesome, I'd fart just to see their faces implode…. then I'd finish.

Mind if I join?