Someday you will die somehow and somethings going to steal your carbon.

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one

It's the Jim Belushi of speech openings!

Your own personal Jesus?

I watched "Knockout" in hopes Nicki Minaj's boobs and/or ass would somehow pop out.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Urge to kill…rising.

Anal.

Wait, that was Mark Hamill on Ozai duty?

I thought you were talking about Shemp for a second.

Really, do I have to step in here?

I look bewildered and on heroin.

Cunt.

Best advice ever received from a television show!

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Bukkake Betty?

I've been meaning to watch the Killing, should it be at the top of my to watch list?

I can't speak for her, but I was more than happy to shove my face into the tits of a girl I used to sit next to in Home Ec.

Although it wasn't this weekend, it happened Wednesday, I have to tell it somewhere.

So the simpsons one will be the robot gag from "Last Exit to Springfield" only more in depth?

episode 46: Lay-Up- Where our plucky hero finds himself with an extremely tall woman that he desperately wants to bang.

Honestly, after reading all of the ideas, I would watch the FUCK out of this show.